Inspired by Trump, this mayor bans all “straight” people to enter his town

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In a string of comical Tweets, comedian and internet personality Elijah Daniel announced that he was named the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan when he was presented a proclamation signed by former “mayor” Odum Plenty.

As part of his first day in the office, Daniel quickly banned all straight people from entering Hell.

“Growing up, I was always told that homosexuals would go to Hell,” the mayor wrote. “Now, the heterosexuals are trying to take this from us, too. As of today, I am establishing new vetting measures to keep radical heterosexuals out of this town.”

The notice goes on to say that its purpose is to keep “straights” from coming into the town and procreating, having more straight children to take rightfully gay jobs in Hell.

The entire exchange can be seen below.

Daniel explained his reasoning in a string of Tweets.

It didn’t seem to go over too well with some of the citizens of Hell

Bottom Line: The entire thing, of course, was one part of Hell’s “Mayor for a Day” attraction in which guests can pay $100 to watch over the city for 24 hours.

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